Paul Krassner
The Ten Suggestions
by Paul Krassner1. Stay well-informed and be on the alert for disinformation; besides mainstream media, check out alternative papers and the Internet, especially the international press.
2. Maintain empathy for the motivation of terrorists and sympathizers, bearing in mind that they are victims of their own conditioning.
3. Start saving the world by acting in every aspect of your daily life as though you were a role model for all humankind.
4. Understand and forgive your foibles instead of guilt-tripping yourself.
5. Resist police-state legislation passed in the guise of security.
6. Pro-choice or not, don't abort your inner child.
7. With the stench and sadness of death so much in the air, practice loving those you cherish while they're still alive.
8. Keep feeling hopeful by finding your balance between total despair and the 100th Monkey fable. As Harry Chapin said, "If we don't act like there's hope, there is no hope." And remember, placebos work.
9. Pay attention to Godspin, such as, "I never said Promised Land, I said I'd see what I could do."
10. When eating a sandwich at the delicatessen, be sure to remove the toothpick before taking your first bite.
Local Paul Krassner Articles:
Why I'm Optimistic About the Future
Paul Krassner's BLOG at The Huffington Post
Paul Krassner at Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Paul Krassner, Zen Bastard, at NEW YORK PRESS.
Happy 76th Birthday Paul! - April 9th
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I just self-published a collection of my columns for AVN [Adult Video News] ONLINE, a trade journal for the Internet porn industry. Below is the cover and table of contents. It's available at paulkrassner.com (Link listed below)
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paul
Contents of “Porn Soup”
Susie Bright Interviews Paul Krassner
Lenny Bruce Meets Blow Job Betty
In Praise of Indecency
Masturbation Helper
The Man Behind The Aristocrats
Showing Pink
Pee-Wee Herman Meets Pete Townshend
Satirical Prophecy
The Marriage of Hip-Hop and Pornography
Porn and the Manson Murders
Rape and Porn
Bizarre Sexually Oriented Spam Subject Lines
Meet an FBI Porn Squad Agent
Remembering Pubic Hair
The Taste of Sperm
Disinformation Porn
Hobo Sex and Crack Whore Confessions
Eating Shit for Fun and Profit
Porn Dogs
“I Fuck Dead People”
Porn Provides Product Placement
Addicted to Porn
Women and Porn
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